I_Knockout_U - High Stakes Poker

August 25, 2006

Patrik Antonius as I_Knockout_U played on Prima for a long time, like 12 hours straight and is still sitting on the tables. He has had a piece of many players, including Fast_Freddie, durrrrr and dypwokp.

He started his day by talking a bit about some finnish pros, Aki Pyysing and Pasi Heinanen:

Someone asked Patrik “what he thinks about Aki Pyysing”, this is what Patrik answered:

I_Knockout_U> Pyysing = bald & tired man
I_Knockout_U> u can count Pyysings stack in tournaments
I_Knockout_U> starting stack minus blinds
I_Knockout_U> and then plus expectated aces what he can make with those

Someone also asked “what’s up with Pasi Heinanen”, Patrik answered:

I_Knockout_U> i guess pasi is in finland
I_Knockout_U> dunno much about his doings

He was asked about why he hasn’t been on B2B for some time, apparently:

I_Knockout_U> im broke in b2n now
Fast_Freddie> yea fish usally are

And like you see, that’s when Fast_Freddie sat down.

Fast_Freddie raised for $1,200
I_Knockout_U raised for $4,000
Fast_Freddie called for $3,000

Dealing the Flop(5d 9s Qh )

I_Knockout_U bet for $6,800
Fast_Freddie called for $6,800

Dealing the turn(8d )

I_Knockout_U bet for $17,200
Fast_Freddie went all-in for $28,599
I_Knockout_U called for $11,399

Dealing the river(10s )

Fast_Freddie shows One Pair, Sevens (7d 7c Qh 10s 9s )
I_Knockout_U shows One Pair, Queens (Qh Qc Ks 10s 9s )

I_Knockout_U wins $79,597 with One Pair, Queens

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Now, Patrik obviously didn’t know that Fast_Freddie likes to hit n’ run. So following happens:

I_Knockout_U raised for $1,000
Fast_Freddie called for $800

Dealing the Flop(7s 2h Jc )

Fast_Freddie checked
I_Knockout_U bet for $1,600
Fast_Freddie called for $1,600

Dealing the turn(6h )

Fast_Freddie checked
I_Knockout_U bet for $4,800
Fast_Freddie called for $4,800

Dealing the river(Ac )

Fast_Freddie checked
I_Knockout_U bet for $14,400
Fast_Freddie called for $14,400

I_Knockout_U shows a high card, Ace (Ac Qh Jc 9h 7s )
Fast_Freddie shows One Pair, Jacks (Jc Jd Ac Qc 7s )

Fast_Freddie wins $43,999 with One Pair, Jacks

And now Fast_Freddie leaves the game, being up $8,000!

I_Knockout_U> who is that guy?

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Well this doesn’t matter, because of dypwokp joins to the table.

During their playing, Fast_Freddie comes to the chat as observer. Someone says that Patrik is “the B2B hero”, so:

Ob♠erver Fa♠t_Fre♦♦ie> ♥e ju♠t ♠ai♦ ♥e i♠ bu♠t at b2b, u ♣alling ♥im b2b ♥ero? Ob♠erverFast_Freddie> funny fella
I_Knockout_U> i did withdraw a lot from the site…

Patrik also talks about the big game at Vegas which is played with blinds being $4,000/$8,000:

I_Knockout_U> i lost over one milj in a big 4k 8k game in one session
I_Knockout_U> but still up from the game
I_Knockout_U> i played almost everyday for one month thats why i wasnt playing online I_Knockout_U> chip rease is really good and barry is good
I_Knockout_U> ivey is super good i think in everything
I_Knockout_U> Matusow is a good JOKE
I_Knockout_U> but he is a funny guy

dypwokp raised for $1,200
I_Knockout_U called for $1,000

Dealing the Flop(4h 3c 9h )

I_Knockout_U checked
dypwokp bet for $2,800
I_Knockout_U raised for $8,400
dypwokp went all-in for $38,599
I_Knockout_U called for $32,999

Dealing the turn(4c )

Dealing the river(3h )

dypwokp shows Two Pair, Fours over Threes (4h 4c 3c 3h Ah )
I_Knockout_U shows a Full House, Fours full of Threes (4h 4c 4s 3c 3h )

I_Knockout_U wins $85,597 with a Full House, Fours full of Threes

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I_Knockout_U raised for $1,000
dypwokp called for $800

Dealing the Flop(7s 7c 10h )

dypwokp checked
I_Knockout_U bet for $1,600
dypwokp raised for $4,800
I_Knockout_U called for $3,200

Dealing the turn(8h )

dypwokp bet for $11,600
I_Knockout_U called for $11,600

Dealing the river(Ah )

dypwokp bet for $38,800
I_Knockout_U called for $38,800

dypwokp shows Two Pair, Sevens over Fours (7s 7c 4h 4s Ah )
I_Knockout_U shows Three of a Kind, Sevens (7s 7c 7h Ah Ks )

I_Knockout_U wins $112,799 with Three of a Kind, Sevens

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After that dypwokp came back with some smaller pots, and when they quit, Patrik was about $20,000 up so dypwokp got almost everything back. They played for about 5 hour or so.

I went out, and when I came back I saw I_Knockout_U sitting with about $170,000. I immediatly ask the railbirds, and they told me that Patrik won all that from durrrrr.

Patrik’s playing with Fast_Freddie wasn’t over yet, and they started again in the table where Patrik had $170,000. Seems like Patrik and Fast_Freddie can’t stand each other either, just like Zweig and Fast_Freddie:

Fast_Freddie raised for $1,200
I_Knockout_U raised for $4,000
Fast_Freddie called for $3,000

Dealing the Flop(10h 3d 5h )

I_Knockout_U bet for $6,800
Fast_Freddie went all-in for $42,393
I_Knockout_U called for $35,593

Dealing the turn(3c )

Dealing the river(8c )

Fast_Freddie shows Two Pair, Eights over Threes (8c 8s 3d 3c 10h )
I_Knockout_U shows Two Pair, Queens over Threes (Qh Qd 3d 3c 10h )

I_Knockout_U wins $93,585 with Two Pair, Queens over Threes

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Fast_Freddie> u must be a genius
I_Knockout_U> that is what i am
Fast_Freddie> i must ask
Fast_Freddie> is it true you shower suntan
I_Knockout_U> y
Fast_Freddie> u are quite cute
I_Knockout_U> ty ty
Fast_Freddie> want to gon on a date sometimes maybe?
I_Knockout_U> lol i heard u r really ugly and stupid
Fast_Freddie> nothing wrong in that
Fast_Freddie> i want to sit in the steam room with u
I_Knockout_U> wow
I_Knockout_U> u must be a * then
Fast_Freddie> oh youre not a girl?
Fast_Freddie> i thought i smell some p u s s y

Fast_Freddie raised for $1,200
I_Knockout_U called for $1,000

Dealing the Flop(2h Kc 4c )

I_Knockout_U checked
Fast_Freddie bet for $3,600
I_Knockout_U raised for $10,800
Fast_Freddie went all-in for $33,986
I_Knockout_U called for $26,786

Dealing the turn(2d )

Dealing the river(Kd )

Fast_Freddie shows Two Pair, Kings over Deuces (Kc Kd 2h 2d 8h )
I_Knockout_U shows a Full House, Kings full of Deuces (Kc Kd Ks 2h 2d )

I_Knockout_U wins $77,971 with a Full House, Kings full of Deuces

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I_Knockout_U> u know 68 is not that good a hand
Fast_Freddie> no?
I_Knockout_U> u played it like a champion

I_Knockout_U raised for $1,000
Fast_Freddie called for $800

Dealing the Flop(7h Jh 4s )

Fast_Freddie checked
I_Knockout_U bet for $1,600
Fast_Freddie raised for $6,400
I_Knockout_U called for $4,800

Dealing the turn(5h )

Fast_Freddie bet for $9,200
I_Knockout_U went all-in for $272,411
Fast_Freddie went all-in for $23,200

Dealing the river(Kc )

Fast_Freddie shows One Pair, Jacks (Jh Jc Kc 10s 7h )
I_Knockout_U mucked

Fast_Freddie wins $79,999 with One Pair, Jacks

Fast_Freddie> you have to have the heart of a champion to win in poker
Fast_Freddie> you dont have that…

I_Knockout_U raised for $1,000
Fast_Freddie raised for $1,600
I_Knockout_U called for $800

Dealing the Flop(4s 3d 6d )

Fast_Freddie bet for $5,200
I_Knockout_U raised for $15,600
Fast_Freddie went all-in for $59,999
I_Knockout_U called for $49,599
Dealing the turn(10h )

Dealing the river(Qc )

Fast_Freddie shows Two Pair, Fours over Threes (4s 4h 3d 3h Qc )
I_Knockout_U mucked

Fast_Freddie wins $134,397 with Two Pair, Fours over Threes

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I_Knockout_U> i was a huge favorite in that hand
I_Knockout_U> u r really lucky
Fast_Freddie> good for u
I_Knockout_U> i had 45 of diamonds
Fast_Freddie> im always an underdog against a great personallity as yourself

And Fast_Freddie is a hit n’ runner so… he leaves! He comes back as an observer to chat with Patrik:

I_Knockout_U> that guy will go broke pretty soon if that makes everyone feel better Ob♠erverFast_Freddie> id rather be bust than look like a queer
I_Knockout_U> or nothing about him
Ob♠erverFast_Freddie> come to M :S : N and i will tell u
Ob♠erverFast_Freddie> ugly *k
I_Knockout_U> if he keeps playing like that he will go broke
I_Knockout_U> or if he keeps playing me
Ob♠erverFast_Freddie> lol fu
Ob♠erverFast_Freddie> u limit *got
Ob♠erverFast_Freddie> go back to fixed
I_Knockout_U> lol u little chicken r still there
I_Knockout_U> must be nice
Ob♠erverFast_Freddie> have to go spray tan myself m8
Ob♠erverFast_Freddie> if i do it 10 days in a row i will catch up with u
I_Knockout_U> were u bullied at school?
Ob♠erverFast_Freddie> watch your tongue my lady
I_Knockout_U> for being ugly or smelling bad?
I_Knockout_U> fast freddie is pathetic guy, if he came to play real poker players live he would cry

Patrik just left the tables now, hopefully he’ll sleep and be back after that

Here’s an interesting Full Tilt hand, I finally figured out the hand-history thing in there so in future I will submit a lot more of Full Tilt reports:

Full Tilt $200/$400 Pot-Limit Omaha:

Play Online PokerSeat 5: looseslots ($64,021.50)
Seat 6: Arbianight ($63,791.50)Arbianight posts the small blind of $200
looseslots posts the big blind of $400Arbianight raises to $1,200
looseslots calls $800

*** FLOP *** A♥ 7♣ A♣

looseslots checks
Arbianight bets $1,200
looseslots raises to $6,000
Arbianight calls $4,800

*** TURN *** A♥ 7♣ A♣ 9♦

looseslots bets $14,400
Arbianight calls $14,400

*** RIVER *** A♥ 7♣ A♣ 9♦ 8♥

looseslots bets $14,400
Arbianight raises to $42,191.50, and is all in
looseslots calls $27,791.50

*** SHOW DOWN ***

Arbianight shows J♦ K♦ A♠ 9♠ (a full house, Aces full of Nines)
looseslots mucks

Arbianight wins the pot ($127,582.50) with a full house, Aces full of Nines

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So… I’ll go get some sleep myself, and post something later, bye!

Written by Poker Insider at High Stakes Poker Report

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2 Responses to “I_Knockout_U - High Stakes Poker”

holyfcuk on August 25th, 2006 3:56 pm

Antonius said, between the battles against Fast_Freddie and dypwokp, that he will be in the next episode of High Stakes Poker. I don’t know if he is playing or just making a brief appearance in the backround a’la Gavin Smith.
Olli on August 27th, 2006 11:34 am

As a finnish it would be great to see play on High Stakes Poker. Looking forward to it.

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