No easy way to write about something as filthy as this Hand History. Enjoy folks!
Full Tilt Poker Game #1830086866: Table Vasari (heads up) – $200/$400 – No Limit Hold’em – 14:21:11 ET – 2007/02/19
Seat 1: Son-in-Law ($67,608.75)
Seat 2: durrrr ($77,241.75)
durrrr posts the small blind of $200
Son-in-Law posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
durrrr raises to $1,200
Son-in-Law raises to $3,600
durrrr calls $2,400
*** FLOP *** 


Son-in-Law bets $5,000
durrrr raises to $15,700
Son-in-Law calls $10,700
*** TURN *** 


Son-in-Law checks
durrrr has 15 seconds left to act
durrrr bets $57,941.75, and is all in
Son-in-Law calls $48,308.75, and is all in
durrrr shows 

Son-in-Law shows 

Uncalled bet of $9,633 returned to durrrr
*** RIVER *** 



durrrr shows a straight flush, Eight high
Son-in-Law shows four of a kind, Tens
durrrr wins the pot ($135,217) with a straight flush, Eight high
Son-in-Law is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $135,217.50 | Rake $0.50
Board: 




Seat 1: Son-in-Law (big blind) showed 
and lost with four of a kind, Tens
Seat 2: durrrr (small blind) showed 
and won ($135,217) with a straight flush, Eight high

I doubt that we’ll ever see a hand like this again. We could watch hand after hand and report on them, but a bad beat like that with a player calling all in on a hunch… one in a billion with a B.
That is absolutely sick!
It actually makes me ill to even think of that happening to someone. Then again I would be the one with quads and would now be putting my head in the toilet.
I think that I would be doing a bit more than putting my head in the toilet. Think of how you were “sucker punching” durrr so badly and then fate comes in the form of the river card.
This same scenario (Str8 Flush over Quads on the River) happened to Mike the Mouth like 2 months ago so I wouldn’t really say its never gonna happen again. These guys play so many hands per hour that I’m sure it comes up more than you would think.